He's not all that impressive to look at either.

I absolutely VEHEMENTLY disagree with this assertion.

Yeah, you've made it clear on several occasions that you don't base the opinion on the thoughts in your head, but in... well, forget it. ;)

Au contraire, Scott, ALL my thoughts ORIGINATE in my head....

Now you're starting to talk like a man. Admiration of the opposite sex always starts in the head, right?

Uh, YEAH!  DUH!